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Re: Do you even lift?

My motto is "You can't pull a muscle if you don't have one."

I don't lift.
by Farmer Ted
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:11 pm
 
Forum: The Non-Baseball Forum
Topic: Do you even lift?
Replies: 29
Views: 409

Re: Mets Triple-A affiliate coming to Syracuse in 2019!

I thought Hartford could be a contender for the Mets AAA team when this Tides-Bisons,-Zephyrs-51s musical chairs fiasco started. Just 110 miles to Citi Field and currently a AA town with the Yard Goats affiliated with the Rockies. Brand spanking new stadium with over 6,000 max.
by Farmer Ted
Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:47 pm
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Mets Triple-A affiliate coming to Syracuse in 2019!
Replies: 88
Views: 927

Re: On the Road Again: Vacations 2K17

Just booked a long weekend in November for the Ted Family annual pilgrimage to the white sands and turquoise waters of the Alabama coast.
by Farmer Ted
Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:26 pm
 
Forum: The Non-Baseball Forum
Topic: On the Road Again: Vacations 2K17
Replies: 150
Views: 2295

Re: Tell us about your record stores (Tom Petty split)

The go-to place at the local mall was Wee Three Records. I met and partied with the heir to the Wee Three kingdom in the mid-90s in Philly, therefore not shocked it tanked before the whole www thing. A local place called the Stereo Shoppe let you load up the turntables with headphones and zone out f...
by Farmer Ted
Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:02 am
 
Forum: The Non-Baseball Forum
Topic: Tell us about your record stores (Tom Petty split)
Replies: 27
Views: 394

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer Ted!

Thanks all. The four win streak was a great present in this otherwise streakless season. LGM!!
by Farmer Ted
Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:52 am
 
Forum: The Non-Baseball Forum
Topic: Happy Birthday Farmer Ted!
Replies: 8
Views: 98

Re: < 20 Hours left so Strap In ... it could be a wild ride

Nogosek was a teammate of Mets 2017 top pick David Peterson while matriculating at Oregon. So, there's that.

For the wifey watch, Stephen and lady friend Emily Sweet are planning a January 2018 wedding.
by Farmer Ted
Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:51 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: < 20 Hours left so Strap In ... it could be a wild ride
Replies: 69
Views: 1092

Re: Forseeing Seventeen: Travis d'Arnaud

It never seems as if TDA ever gets into a groove. There's always an ache, a pain, or a kick to the temple. I'm all about John Stearns. Love me some Stearnsy. Can't get enough of the Bad Dude. With Piazza as an outlier, Stearns falls into the quintessential Mets catcher slot. So let's compare career ...
by Farmer Ted
Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:47 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Forseeing Seventeen: Travis d'Arnaud
Replies: 15
Views: 241

Re: Daniel Bard

Brilliant with the BoSox for a season about a decade ago. No amount of Tebow magic can resurrect that.
by Farmer Ted
Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:44 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Daniel Bard
Replies: 9
Views: 118

Re: The Edge of Seventeen: Tim Tebow

A fairly pedestrian 3-5 yesterday with 4 total bases, now batting .308. Send him up to the Ponies, why the hell not.
by Farmer Ted
Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:41 pm
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: The Edge of Seventeen: Tim Tebow
Replies: 34
Views: 648

Re: Robles

I would have felt better if this was a Memories of Robles Thread.
by Farmer Ted
Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:27 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Robles
Replies: 10
Views: 126

Re: Say Cheese! (2017 Edition)

17 years later, I still have no clue how to post photos on this site.
by Farmer Ted
Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:19 pm
 
Forum: The Non-Baseball Forum
Topic: Say Cheese! (2017 Edition)
Replies: 63
Views: 1114

Re: We Need an American League Mistress

The Indians are my AL mistress. Kinda MILF-y, can dress up perty when need be but not afraid to smack you on the ass and talk dirty when the time is right, which is fairly often for Clevelanders.
by Farmer Ted
Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:23 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: We Need an American League Mistress
Replies: 35
Views: 553

Re: RIP Anthony Young, 1966-2017

I saw the Mets v Cubs at Wrigley in 1993. AY started and got a no decision as Mike Draper gave up a shitload of runs in relief. You know things weren't going well when Chico Walker got in the game. Anywho, my buddy (a Phillies fan who wore a Phillies shirt to the game like a douche) and I gut out th...
by Farmer Ted
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:56 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: RIP Anthony Young, 1966-2017
Replies: 21
Views: 270

Re: WiFeY WaTCh: 2017

Are these lovely ladies REQUIRED to attend events such as this? What if, say, one has a verbal altercation with her baseball man, stays out late until 4 am sulking and drinking with her gal pals. Then continues to sulk while attending a Tupperware party the next morning (perhaps with a few mimosas i...
by Farmer Ted
Tue May 23, 2017 7:46 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: WiFeY WaTCh: 2017
Replies: 125
Views: 2747

Re: 5/10 IGT Giants v Mets Milone v Cain

It's Adrianna Lima's fault. This was Harvey's day to pitch.
by Farmer Ted
Wed May 10, 2017 5:07 pm
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: 5/10 IGT Giants v Mets Milone v Cain
Replies: 80
Views: 1182

Re: Harvey Suspended!

Lo Duca (credible source!) on Meenan's podcast this morning... [paraphrasing] Harvey wasn't drinking until 4 am. The Post story is trash. Harvey's been coddled since he got here. Not by Terry, not by Sandy, but by the not-named upstairs people. Kevin Brown's contract in LA had him taking private jet...
by Farmer Ted
Tue May 09, 2017 11:38 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Harvey Suspended!
Replies: 196
Views: 2895

Re: Harvey Suspended!

Give him the Yasiel Puig treatment and send him down for a dose of humility. Not Vegas mind you, Bingy.
by Farmer Ted
Mon May 08, 2017 8:40 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Harvey Suspended!
Replies: 196
Views: 2895

Re: Once We Were Kings: Continuing Careers of Ex-Mets in 201

Four former Mets/Mets Farmhands Robert Carson, Danny Muno, Daryl Thompson, and Cory Vaughn ALL playing for the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs in the Indy League. There would be a fifth on the roster but the Crabs released pitcher Pat Misch late last week.
by Farmer Ted
Mon May 08, 2017 8:32 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: Once We Were Kings: Continuing Careers of Ex-Mets in 2017
Replies: 55
Views: 1047

Re: I/MRI/T: Waiting for Thor

Freaking Barwis. He's to blame!

"You can't pull a muscle if you don't have one" -- Farmer Ted
by Farmer Ted
Tue May 02, 2017 2:51 pm
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: I/MRI/T: Waiting for Thor
Replies: 61
Views: 922

Re: Community Chest

I hat you all.
by Farmer Ted
Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:29 pm
 
Forum: Bitch to the Admins
Topic: Community Chest
Replies: 244
Views: 36372

Re: WiFeY WaTCh: 2017

I haven't heard the term smokeshow since spring break 1987. What's old is new again, but not in a good way.

Here we are googling/stalking the heck out of wifey/girlfriends and that website actually has people working FULL-TIME doing that type of stuff. Interesting.
by Farmer Ted
Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:26 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: WiFeY WaTCh: 2017
Replies: 125
Views: 2747

Re: WiFeY WaTCh: 2017

She's posting a photo with a Yankees cup at a Yankees game. Fuck her.

More on the Spicy Margarita here, courtesy of Barstool. Whatever.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/n ... ega-smoke/
by Farmer Ted
Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:16 pm
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: WiFeY WaTCh: 2017
Replies: 125
Views: 2747

Re: The Air Strip

The Weissman line always gets me.
by Farmer Ted
Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:29 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: The Air Strip
Replies: 21
Views: 493

The Air Strip

Happy Opening Day. Here's to you, Big Al. FROM SHEA TO THE AIRSTRIP: A NIGHT IN HELL Submitted by: Big Al on September 29,1999 12:47:29 PM I knew it was a bad sign when my ex called me at work to tell me my boy wouldn't be coming down to the city to go to the game with me. She says he had a math tes...
by Farmer Ted
Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:15 am
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: The Air Strip
Replies: 21
Views: 493

Re: I've Been Everywhere: Continuing Careers in 2016

Dodgers allegedly closing in on re-signing Justin "Eat My Pie" Turner. $64 million over four years according to "sources."
by Farmer Ted
Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:31 pm
 
Forum: The Baseball Forum
Topic: I've Been Everywhere: Continuing Careers in 2016
Replies: 42
Views: 1270
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