Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

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Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Postby Edgy MD » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:12 pm

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Hi, I'm Zack Wheeler, and this conversation would have been MUCH more interesting if my name was Zach Beeler and this thread went up several weeks ago. But hey, there are still questions to answer. Will I rehab in St. Lucie or New York? Will I step out with my lady friend? Any new lady friends? Will I show up at Jeter Day like some sort of tool? Will my hairline make a comeback like Howard Johnson's did, or will I go bald with honesty and dignity like Joel Youngblood or LeBron James? Will I do awesome things with my big awesome truck? I hope I do!



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Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Postby themetfairy » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:25 pm

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See you next year Zack with a K (the K is for strikeouts!).

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Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Postby MFS62 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:16 pm

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Buh BYE!
See you next year.
Rehab well.

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Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Postby LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr » Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:05 am

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Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Postby Lefty Specialist » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:39 am

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Binge-watches 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' on Netflix.

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Dates a Kardashian.

Endless weeks antiquing in Bucks County searching for just the right wagon wheel to make a table out of.

Finally gets to go to all those anime conventions he's been missing.

Finds the true meaning of life from Llamas With Hats

Builds a baseball field in the cornfield behind his house. Ghostly ballplayers show up to play games, then his long-dead dad appears. He asks him to have a catch. Throws one pitch and screams in excruciating pain because, hey, he just underwent elbow surgery.
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Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Postby d'Kong76 » Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:00 pm

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Grows a Rip Van Wheeler beard in 2015.


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