Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

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Postby Ceetar » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:48 am

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She's got the education of a Trump University graduate.

The janitor at uPenn learned more than she did.

how's that?
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Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Postby batmagadanleadoff » Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:48 pm

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Ivanka Trump calls for tolerance after latest London attack:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/19/politics/ ... index.html

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I was thinking of renting a Mack Truck to run over some Muslims, but after Ivanka'a message for tolerance, I've had a change of heart.

I wonder how many other people were dissuaded from committing horrible acts because of Ivanka's message?

Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Postby MFS62 » Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:58 pm

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metsmarathon wrote:i have faith in you that you can rise up and use even more colorful, descriptive invectives than than the ordinary asshole or boorishly reducing her to other parts of her anatomy.

When in doubt about how to insult people properly, I defer to Major Charles Winchester (as played by David Ogden Stiers).
The word he used, "cretin", perfectly describes any member of that family.
Some of them are registered cretins, while some of them are still working hard for their certifications. Choose your adjectives carefully.

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Somewhere, George Orwell is asking "Didn't you read my fucking book"?

Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Postby d'Kong76 » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:09 pm

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Funny what one 'word' will make one person think of and another a
totally different thing... 4, 5, 6, 7 all good cretins go to heaven!
"That pitch was a foot off the strike zone!" "The catcher framed it for the ump." "Framed?" "Yes, he helped the ump turn the pitch into a strike." "But it didn't cross the plate." "Naturally."

Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Postby MFS62 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:22 am

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Major Winchester's use: Mentally and physically deficient.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism
Very appropriate.

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Somewhere, George Orwell is asking "Didn't you read my fucking book"?

Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Postby d'Kong76 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:55 pm

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No
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duh
"That pitch was a foot off the strike zone!" "The catcher framed it for the ump." "Framed?" "Yes, he helped the ump turn the pitch into a strike." "But it didn't cross the plate." "Naturally."

Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Postby batmagadanleadoff » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:09 pm

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Ivanka Is Just Donald Trump in a Shift Dress

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ivanka-is ... hift-dress

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What’s more likely is that Ivanka either agrees with her father and doesn’t say it publicly, or doesn’t give a shit about what her father is doing, because she’s not a thoughtful person. Either course of action would be out of concern for her brand.

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